DRUGGY-GONZO'S-
DEAD-AND-GONE
Hunter S. Thompson
took his own life
with a gun in mouth.
Sure not his bowie knife.
On no bowie knife
did the guy fall.
He'd asked to be fired
like a cannon ball.
They fired his remains
in ten shells cast,
ending as he'd lived,
with a very-big blast !
A-DAWN-COCK'S-CROW-
WAKES-DREAMY-WET-WOOSTER
To Jeeves said dozy Wooster
"I was up with a rooster.
Oh my, the cock did crow !"
Jeeves said "Yes I heard.
A cock's an early-rising bird.
Stands-proud-and-upright, we know !"
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