Friday, November 30, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (K)

THE STAR-WHITE WOMAN
Find the new muse
sure has style.
The lovely girl
has a beguiling smile,
her teeth a-shine
like a white star -
on a black night -
in the heavens afar.


MISS MISRULE
The woman desires younger men
whom she can dress in her clothes,
horse around with them in her bedroom.
Anyone may then suppose
that she'd love to be a man
and her young-ladies the men.
At a Fancy Dress Ball
she seems to 'fancy' them.


DESTINY AND DESTINATIONS ?
Off the girl will go
on a London trip
now she has missed
the good captain's ship ?
Oh such is fortune,
oh such is fate,
ring-in the New Year
this one's dead, is late.
The Big City's lights
might bring some cheer
to a landlubber lady
such as she here.
To Paris, to Amsterdam,
will the captain go ?
She missed the boat,
she was too slow,
but good for he
she was not aware
of the pretty penny
he'd have spent on her.
A girl too slow
isn't a fetching figure...
A girl too fast
might be a gold-digger !

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (J)

AN EVER DIVIDED BRITANNIA'S
BOAT IS LEAVING
Had the Referendum result
been the other way round,
would not the winning Remainers
have gone stood their ground,
said "No" to a compromise
and to a second-vote ?
Would not the losing Brexiteers
try sink the anchored boat ?

Monday, November 19, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (I)

NOTHING THERE
The girl's got little legs,
yet she has large feet.
Like a babe, foot in mouth,
its toes trying to eat,
a big mouthful of nothing
means she doesn't have to speak.

Monday, November 5, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (H)

COCKNEY CALL-GIRL
Up the apples and pears
on the dog and bone
(up the stairs
on the telephone) -

above a tobacconist -
Cockney rhyming slang
she would feed
to the wealthy man

who was the client
she liked the best.
She loved to lay
her head on his chest.

He was her world,
she his lovely star.
She'd eat him up
as though he caviar.

How she would hang
on the phone-wire.
His smoky-voice set
her heart afire.

ADULT DIVERSIONS
She liked to read
Story of O.
This I know,
she told me so.

The girl was not
a masochist,
she told me this
and on her wrist

she wore a bangle
not a handcuff.
Didn't like it rough,
only read the stuff.

Saturday, November 3, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (G)

THE VIRGIN VALOUR VERSE
He was to die a virgin
in his battle-dress;
never to know a girl's kiss,
never to know a girl's caress.
Into his heart a projectile flew,
took the life no female knew.

Friday, November 2, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (F)

GINGER BEER
There was a strawberry-blonde
who lost her cherry to
a guy nicknamed Ginger
who had roots in Peterloo.
She was a Liverpudlian
who was to Ginger's taste,
and the girl just never one
could let beer go to waste.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 284 (E)

A POET'S PUBLIC PORTRAYAL
OF A VERY-PRETTY MUSE
Keep your clothes on lady,
we can just talk.
I am in no hurry.
Let's go for a walk.

Yes keep your clothes on lady,
beauty I like to court
and parade on my arm.
I'm an arty sort.

AN IMMORTAL MUSE
She had been a stripper
a long, long time ago,
in some shady den.
Only males paid for the show.

She then became a model
for a painter-man.
She made much more money
from this bohemian.

Yes she'd been a stripper
a long, long time ago.
Now in an art-museum
find she's on public-show.