A-BEDSPREADED-PAM?
Pam,
the jam
upon my bread?
Pam,
the spread
upon my bed?
No. Damn !
PARTY-TYPE-PAIRING
I have seen guys on a stag-night
over a doe-eyed-girl go fight.
I've seen girls on a hen-night
over a strutting-cock of a guy go fight.
Opposites though the sexes be,
in love and war there is equality !
A-REAL-CHOOSY-MAN-CHASER-SHE
She's a classy kind of criminal..
Old millionaires are her miminal.
Won't go for a guy who is less.
You'll find her at Ascot
wearing - as a mascot -
a rather racy sort of dress !
Yes she's a classy kind of criminal.
Old millionaires are her miminal.
And it is they she does impress.
She's not the daft-filly
who'll chase a man willy-nilly,
only the up-front finishing best !
THE-VERY-FREAKY-KIND-OF-FAMED-
FEMALE-FOLLOWER-IS-HE
No deerstalker hat on head,
but find him sniffing around.
Not shy is the Sherlock,
he's more a Baskerville hound.
Upon the tracks of celebs -
ah yes he has girls' scents -
he's sure not the first or the last
and isn't one to go relent.
A pursuer, not a talker,
he's a professional-stalker.
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