A-DUMB-DIZZY-SORT-AREN'T-YOU
You spot a further mistake.
How superior you feel.
Oh you sure are clever.
You are head-over-heels !
An almost finished crossword
you completed only yesterday.
That too made you reel
in a very dizzy kind of way !
Other people's crosswords
and spelling mistakes?
With you I'll ever be
smelling pisstakes !
A-DARK-PIMP-SURE-PUTS-YOU-IN-
A-SPOTTY-POSITION-SCARLET-LADY
In your red dress
polka-dotted,
you're a ladybird
black-spotted.
But you've a pimp.
You're with a thug
crushes your style,
sure-pretty ladybug.
ELIOT'S-'CRITERION'-
LITERARY-CRITICISMS
T.S. Eliot? What a one !
His name backwards, toilet old son !
Well it would be, but for the 'S' !
And as a critic, what a mess !
As a poet? On the whole
saved from the lavatory bowl !
A-JACKDAW-QUARRY?
John Daw married
Thereasa Green,
a cute nest-builder
who had a big-dream
of a country estate,
a full kiddies football-team.
Yes she'd a big dream
of a country estate.
Jack was in a quarry.
He sure couldn't relate !
NICE-'NEST-EGGS'-
HAS-THE-MAGPIE
A thieving magpie?
You are so very-right !
That jailbird is sure
both black and white.
He'll win you over
with a pure delight
and then will vanish
into the dark night,
take away to his nest
all that's your shiny-best !
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