Caliburn or Excalibur.
Queen and sword
had Arthur, Lord.
A king who'd damn Calibre.
He works out in the gymnasium.
Wants a body that's not round as a plum.
A body that other guys can admire
and many a girl, hopefully, desire.
Then he'll growl "What you looking at !"
and knock some poor skinny guy flat.
"See that girls, I'm as fit as hell !"
Brawn not brains have such dumbells !