SPORTY-AND-THE-SPURT
She had the look,
she had the walk.
She shook my bottle
and popped my cork.
Come on girl. Go on flirt.
Find I was there in a spurt !
THE-GHETTO-GAME
He's behind dark glasses,
he's behind the shades.
He's a guy as black
as the ace of spades,
who leans against a mini-bar.
The drink, it degrades
in his house of cards.
NO-TEAM-PLAYER-WAS-
SO-PRETTY-SHE !
It sure was not cricket
to stick her with his wicket
across there in the clover,
even if she'd bowled him over -
bowled him over with a spinner -
the green grass on the pitch was thinner !
A-FUNNY-FANNY-NO?
"Her legs go all the way
up to her cute bum."
How could the guy say
something so damn dumb?
Were her bum and body
not in the right place
then the girl's legs could go
up to... a fanny-face?!
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