SLEEPLESS-OVERWORKED-
POOR-MAN'S-VENGEAFUL-
MORNING-PRAYER
"Now breaks the dawn
and don't I know it !
The colourful cock
is about to crow it !
Later, in the coop -
fed on corn and crumbs -
he'll strut around so-proud,
lord of the chicken-run.
And there in his harem,
the choice of any she,
I'd cock-a-doodle-doo
had I plenty as he !
No work to do
other than praise the sun
and grow fat on pleasure.
Just wait till Christmas comes !"
YES-COMEDIAN-TOMMY-
KNOCKED-DOWN-AND-OUT-
POOR-BOXER-HENRY-COOPER
Henry told him "Don't like your fez."
Tommy replied "Don't care what you sez."
But then he knockrd Henry down-flat.
One Cooper gone-out. Just like that !
A-TIMELESS-TEEN-PIECE-
OF-WORK
A Clockwork-Orange?
It's real horrorshow.
Anthony Burgess?
The author, don't y'know.
His-time-was-fruitious
and-the-novel-very-delicious !
ON-THE-MASTER-AND-
MARGARITA
By the feet of the Master
was placed a Margarita.
"The taste of you," he said
"I've got no thought sweeter.
But then this is Russia
and I'm a devil for pure-Vodka !"
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