for PATTAYA TRADER 190 (G)

DEAR-EMERALD-EYES-
IT'S-TIME-I-LEAVE
Give me Andersen and Grimms,
you take The Hobbit and Lord-Of-The-Rings.
Yes you go take Tolkien,
I'll take Grimms and Andersen.
Leprechauns and very lucky clover?
The fairytale of our affair's now over.

HAND-IN-GLOVE-WITH-YOU-
LOVER-GIRL-MINE
You the glove,
I the hand,
you my girl,
I your man.

I the hand,
you the glove,
let us unite,
let's make love.

UP YOUR BRACKET
You drive around in cars,
ask why I go on foot.
Find I've two legs I can use,
and these two fingers say (Up the butt !)