Thursday, September 15, 2011

or PATTAYA TRADER 144 (C)

IT-SURE-IS-A-LOT-OF-LOST-MONEY-
DOWN-THE-LAVATORY-TUBE-CHARLIE
Champagne-Charlie placed a big-bet
at Redcar Races. A horse named No Sweat.
Hooray-Henry laid down his money
on a working girl nicknamed Brown Honey.
Charlie went and lost his bet.
Henry came up all flushed and wet !

BIG-AND-BUSTY-BELLE-WEARS-NO-DRAWS !
Big-chest without drawers for sale.
Now there's a tale, oh there's a tale.
The telephone number contacts Soho.
Ring up first and then round go
(meet the girl with a lot to show).
Not every man is very alert
to what she means in her advert.
The girl gives French-Lessons as well.
Yes ring first and ask for big-Belle.

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