A SORCERY SAUCE
Of all the sauce, the sauce !
Oh of all the Chaucer !
He was a poet-king, of course.
You could have been his sorcerer,
or rather his sorceress.
Of all the sauce ! Quick, undress !
TURNING-HIS-HANDS-TO-
DIRTY-BUSINESS-AND-TO-
BEERY-DRINK
His right-hand is called Andrew,
or even Andy for short.
Sure is handy having Andrew
who's a wanker of a sort.
His left-hand is called Felix,
or even Feely for short.
On the bottoms of young-ladies
Often Felix has been caught.
And the guy himself is touchy;
touchy, Feely and Andy.
Andy pours beer, Feely lemonade,
for their person Twisthand Shandy.
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