PAUL-HOGAN-HAMMERS-NAIL-
WITH-SUDDEN-RECOGNITION
Out on the Brown Ale
was Newcastle's Jimmy Nail
who was seeing Blue Stars.
It was then he saw red
when he was hit on the head
in one of the city's posh-bars.
"Am a-gonna get you
with my crocodile shoe
aimed right at your jacksy !"
"Hey, hey pal, it's me,
Aussie's Crocodile Dundee,
it was only a slight pat, see?"
QUICKIE-POET-CUTLER-PIECE
'Truthful if nothing else,'
so you wrote of my verse.
Ah Mr Ivor Cutler,
without truth can anything be worse?
BOUNCY-COOPER-BREAKFAST-
LINES-FIND
John Cooper-Clarke
Bob Dylan caricature,
or Jeremy-the-Sugar-Puffs-bear?
"The guy's sold out for sure,"
said the first thought in my head -
and fans of punk-poetry -
when with the Honey-Monster
Johnny appeared on tv.
Never mind, he'll bounce back,
if-only-with-another-golden-honey-snack !
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