BURNING-WOOD-WAS-A-NEAR-
SIRING-SIR ?
Sir Francis Dashwood,
by Hell-Fire !
Was it really Sir,
not truly Sire ?
A king of debauchery,
out their attire
the lovely females at his club.
A dashing devil this Dashwood ?
THE-HOT-HOTEL-TUPPER-SUPPER !
Mutton dressed as lamb,
but the wool in his eyes
as with many a young tup
as to her daring guise,
she was young as she felt,
later she was to feel
the young buck against her,
hotter than the hotel meal !
SOME-LIVE-FOR-DREADFUL-VIOLENCE-
AND-FEAR
Your home was a fish-tank
and rumble-fish you two,
out to kill each other
until came to the rescue
an angel-fish. An angel-fish
to spirit one away,
and leave a rumble-fish
to die from peace that day.
WHO-DARES-WINS ?
"You can't judge a book by the cover
though very often you can,
and a bird in the bush isn't always
worth two in the hand."
So said a guy in a Siamese bar
eyeing the bar-girl twins.
He judged these books less by cover
than lack of it. Find he was in !
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