NOT-HOT-ENOUGH-
FOR-HER-FIND
She doesn't like sex.
I caught her with a book.
She and a female friend
were taking a sneaky-look
at an erotic-page of print,
the next page and the next.
"It's not that hot," she said,
"I don't like sex."
A-COOL-THAI-GIRL-LICKED-
THE-RUDE-ICES-GUY
The icecream man
was a face-to-face lout.
He said "Your knockers
are a big knockout !"
The icecream man
was live and kicking
till the girl kick-boxer
gave him a Thai-licking !
EASY-ACCESS-IS-HER-
HIGHNESS'S-REAR-EXIT
Lady Lowbottom lives
down on Avarice Avenue.
Knock upon her door,
find it is number two.
But on her back-door, if you please.
There sycophants enter with ease !
QUARTERING-A-
CAPITALISTIC-PARTY-CAKE?
A card-carrying communist
was talking about humanity
and asked socialists, rebels, anarchists,
to come together, form a unity,
as if all the four were one?
End capitalism, quarter the United Kingdom?
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