THE FRENCH LANGUAGE LESSON
A click of heels upon the floor -
outside in the school corridor -
then the teacher's at the door
much to her girl-pupils chagrin,
who envy her so shapely pins
while the boy-pupils sit and grin.
She's the apple of every boy's eye,
a French mistress, sigh, sigh, sigh.
Boys think only of football?
Find not at all... not at all !
THE MAIDEN'S MATCH
Bowled a maiden over,
she was just the ticket.
We parted soon after.
You say that's not cricket?
She enjoyed the score
with my middle-wicket !
MORTAL-MORNINGS
Running round the houses
and banging on the doors,
shouting up at the windows
"Wake up, come downstairs !"
his friends sleep in till late
there on the council estate.
They stay up most the night,
sleep in till nearly afternoon,
play their music too loud
and howl at the moon.
A needle like a vampire's tooth
then sure drains their very youth.
IN-YOUR-END-OH !
Very large chest for sale
advertised in shady Soho.
A set of loose drawers too -
for those in the know.
Ladies of the night
and their innuendo !
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