DOUBLE-DEALING-BOB-
AND-WILY-WIFE
"Not a full-shilling,"
he called his niece.
He her uncle crooked
as a ninepenny piece.
"Not worth tuppence,"
said his wife Penny
who charged him for sex,
so he didn't get any !
Ah yes, she was a right-tart,
and her husband a two-bob fart.
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