Between the covers of a Colette
sure find a house-of-sin's Cheri.
But I'm in a divided house.
Mozart, find, was musically astute;
wowing the ladies with his magic-flute !
With his tunes he also wowed
by being a genius well endowed !
Tell a ladyboy by his Adam's apple, ooer !
Find that I do not eat fruit, however !
Now over is the honeymoon
it will be sunny, but not too soon.
Come to terms with being wed,
later taking a lover up to your bed !
I might have been Bogart
were I not so tall,
and were you a beauty
you might have been Becall.
No you're no plain-Jane,
but then you aren't Lauren.
Me? I'm no Humphery,
I'm too tall I'll say again.
Find that I won't say
"Here's looking at you kid",
because I just don't love you.
Probably never, not ever, did.