FLOWERS AND CONFECTIONARY
I'll send chocolates, milk chocolates,
and I will send roses red.
Yes I'll send roses too, a bed of roses.
Have you room for a double-bed ?!
BOOK BANNERS WERE BOTH
Delete, censor of redact
as with those made a pact,
the Hitlerites, the Stalinists,
two enemies of the capitalists
whom us books will not deny
because they'd have us buy buy buy ?
WENT THEY TO THE 'WRECKING' BALL ?
It was a St Trinian's fancy dress.
Girls turned up - hair a damn mess -
in gym-slips and school uniforms,
with guys impersonating the headmistress.
All were wrecked - of course - by morn.
Words 'male' and 'female'
are becoming no more.
'Person' and 'they'
are to the fore.
What persons they
to be nondescript
so as not to offend
some prick or tit ?