He went for a job as a diddyman.
They said he was far too tall.
So much for equal opportunities,
sure no equality at all !
Even down on his very knees -
in his attempt to beg
for a job with Ken Dodd's show -
he was taller by a leg !
Oh what did he diddy,
oh what did he diddy-do?
He's now face-to-face with giraffes
as a keeper in a zoo !