I think that it is damn-silly
for John-Thomas, Dick and Willy
just never to use a condom.
It is clever, find, to don one.
The lady of the lantern's red light
slays the Western dragon in its flight.
Hers is the light of blue love,
but she a softly-cooing dove.
Soothes she with mystical charms
they who lie in this lady's arms.
Men go their eyes to feast
on this woman of the Far-South-East.
Find freedom I'd not sacrifice
for the slavery of peace-at-any-price.
To the needle in the groove
how the lady likes to move.
Ah the needle in the groove,
the music of making love.
Not the needle of the record-deck,
nor the needle of the junkie-wreck.