The Arab said he'd swop a camel
for the English-guy's girlfriend.
It had two humps in the wrong place,
and to bed a camel's surely the world's end !!
Two humps on a female-camel.
Yes you'll find I'm being very rude.
Fathers give away daughters at the altar
in Britain. No swops. Are they devalued?!
You say no man is born evil.
Because a helpless babe sure hurts not?
What about a latent seed-of-evil
from a previous life that had gone to pot?
Somebody from a good background
has grown-up to be bad.
Somebody from a bad background
has grown-up to be good.
We can't give all the blame to society.
We each have a choice and responsibility.
THE CHEF WORD
Is it Gordon Ramsey
or is it Ramsbottom?
To the end of the gin bottle
has the cooking guy gotten?
Every other word is "eff".
A television series
about a gin-soaked chef ?!
They said she was asking for it,
being out alone at night
in a micro-mini-skirt
and a sweater way-too-tight.
They say that she deserved it,
the rapist she was to over-excite.
But leaving a window open
on a very hot summery night
is an invitation to a burglar,
though it doesn't put the guy in the right !