A-FAMILIAR-FAMILY-AFFAIR
Here comes the bride
in her white gown,
though the groom
has got a frown.
Her father seems
to have the hump.
Her mother curses
her daughter's bump.
That's how it goes
with families today.
They're so familiar
with the-family-way !
THE WHIRLWIND ROMANCE
Dashing Indiana Jones
jumped Lara Croft's bones.
He could whip up a storm.
She liked him to explore,
was hot for more and more.
A whirlwind sure was born !
SAUCY SEEKER
She looks for dirty words
so she can complain ?
Oh what a filthy mind !
Yes such a mucky brain !
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