A LADY LIBERTINE
The libertine lady,
she pats her pet.
She has him in
her web, her net.
There are some
who only feel free
when somebody else
is down on bent-knee.
JUST-A-COOPER'S-FEZ-ON-HEAD-
MAGIC-FIND
Comedian Tommy Cooper knocked
boxer Henry Cooper flat.
Find he did it with a joke.
He did it "Just like that !"
OLD HOLBORN
Old Mr Holborn, your life's a drag.
Roll-up yourself a further fag.
At the Strand awaits a dear friend
who has also come to a dog-end.
IT'S-A-LONDON-ROUGH-TRADE-FLAUTIST-
DO-SOME-MEN-SEEK
Around Piccadilly men seek Pete,
to spend time with him in Greek street.
By the Eros mount he'll find him there
in the ruffs-and-frills Pete likes to wear.
Then off he'll go, across to Soho,
with Picadilly Pete and his piccolo !
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