A-DEAD-CERTAIN-SAILOR?
My uncle was a sailor
who'd later live in Hull.
Claimed he saw a mermaid.
Drunk and out his skull?
"No, oh no," my mother said,
"and your uncle never lied.
It turned him into a wreck
having drowned in her eyes."
GADFLY-GWYNNE
Naughty naked Nell;
glinty-eyed gadabout Gwynne;
the door was always open
for King Charlie to come in
and your beauty there espy.
You sure were fly. Yes you were fly.
FLAPPER GRANNY-GRUMBLES FIND
(In Society 1920s)
"I don't understand
today's generation-gap !!"
fired their great-gran
in her usual flap.
ALFRED-AND-HIS-GIRL-
FRIENDS-MIGHT-HAVE-BEEN
Alfred de Musset
and his 'priestesses-of-the-night'
hadn't been doing anything holy,
or then again they might.
A PRECIOUS-PRESENTATION
A gold watch offered
now work is done.
Happy retirement,
try to have fun.
Time on your hands
to chase the sun;
not the girls.
You're sure not young.
ROMANY-RAINBOW
Rain has ended. Time to go
and chase after gipsy-rainbow.
NO-ROGER-BACON-ARE-YOU
You're just a waster, Roger.
You don't bring home the bacon.
You are a work dodger.
Won't rise above your station.
And even idle in your wish
to be a Doctor Merabilis.
NAUGHTY NAKED NATURE
D.H.L. wrote-naughty-stuff,
though-nature's-always-in-the-buff.
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