for MIDDLESBROUGH MAGIC SHIP 274 (G)

IT'S THE PITS !
I see the rusty river snake
where Saltburn had a boating lake.
I hear the rusty river flows
due to old mines not closed.
Mad as Skelton's 'Crazy Castle' -
justly named by John Hall, the rascal,
who formed The Demoniacs -
I turn and make town-ward tracks.