BAD-TIMING-NO ?
Young is your mind
but your body is not.
She's a young chimer,
you're now an old-timer.
For you she's no time
find cuckoo-clock !
GAMBLING BIG-TIME ?
You can chance your arm at cards
and chance your arm at being broken
by players who have little regard,
when their money's being lost, taken.
You can chance your life at dares,
have money laid down on you being chicken,
which you can then use to make repairs
for flesh-cuts, bruises; but what the dickens,
the chances are you're not going to take
a chance at making a damn huge mistake !
GIRL-YOU-ARE-EVER-AN-
UP-GRADED-VIRGIN !
When the night descends
on us both Miss Doris Day
no juicy pillow talks
shall get to hold sway,
no vamp as from the Graduate film
will you play.
No teasing, no seduction,
everything about you the virgin !
AN-ASPIRIN-ABUSING-WOMAN
The wedded-woman is prone
to many headaches, if you please.
Pass her the aspirin she'll
grip between her knees.
There'll be no sex tonight
is what she is relating.
No arguments, Mr. So-and-so,
and no debating !
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