BRAZEN YOUTH !
Why is music played so loud ?
He doesn't understand.
He much prefers the sound
of the old big brass band !
WHAT-IS-IT-WITH-A-WHITE-CHAPEL ?
There've been black-skies
above the White-Chapels.
There've been bad guys,
yes downright bad apples
at the bottom of the barrels.
FIRE AND SMOKE
He smokes his pipe
and dwells on peace.
Pipe-dream, peace-pipe,
all wars have ceased;
though in reality they've increased ?
HUNGRY THOUGHTS
"Waitress ! Waitress !!
come sit down do,
let us both pass
a word or two,
and can I ask
are you on the menu ?"
FLIPPING-HECK-
PETE-TOOK-A-HARD-HIT ?!
Pete Waterman ?
Hit Factory, yeah,
and presenter to
Hit Man and Her.
Jason Donavan,
Kylie Minogue,
Hit Factory pair
caught in the strobe.
Pete Waterman
the hits have dried.
Just flip them over,
play the other sides ?
CHERYL CHASTE ?
Chipmunk Cheryl
had plump-cheeks.
Not of her face
did boys speak.
No. They spoke
of her cute-butt.
Chipmunk Cheryl,
fond of nuts.
SQUARING-RED-CIRCLES ?
They go round in circles
and get nowhere.
They look old fashioned.
The latter why Red Square ? !
THE BULL-IN-A-CHINA-SHOP ?
Call him an old-goat
but the guy feels like a bull -
a young one at that -
who doesn't have to pull
at the local knocking shop
where the madam is Chinese
and her store of beauties
are all paid to please.
Call it a brothel,
call it a bordello,
or house of ill-repute,
though healthy is the fellow !
UPS-AND-DOWNS
Yes Yin and Yang
formed mortal-mankind,
the sun and the moon,
both sexes to shine
if surely for the briefest time.
WHEN-THE-OWLS-PARLEY
A parliament of owls ?
But are owls really wise ?
You would not think this of them
in the MPs guise !
NO-CAINE-MUTINY-NOW-MICHAEL !
"Not many people know this,"
said Mister Micklewhite,
but I used to be a Red
until I caught the sight
of money with an actor's name.
You know me as Michael Caine !"
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