A CHEAPSIDE CHEAPSKATE'S WAITRESS
The girl worked in Cheapside,
on tables she'd there wait.
She served a guy who'd money
but was a lewd-cheapskate.
He told her he was wealthy
and looking for a bride.
She told him she was waiting...
and by waiting she'd abide !
THE VOLCANIC LOVERS
With heated desire
the lovers lay;
ever after found
in cold clay.
Vulcan, he voiced
his wrath in fire,
vented on a town
his very own desire.
LIVING OVER THE BROOM
They leapt over a brush,
are now on honeymoon.
Swept off her feet the girl
by her broomstick-groom.
She finds it's very magical.
Leap and sure you're wed
just like the poor of old.
No sweeping under the bed !
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