DISCOVERED-A-VERY-DUSTY-DIAMOND
The Diamond-Sutra,
found in a cave.
No dust-jacket
in the bygone day.
The Buddhist-text
found in a cave
into which folk found
the Middle-Way?
HOT-SAUSAGE-SANDWHICH-LADY'S-
NEW-TENANT
"Welcome to our rhyming country,"
said the Australian Sheila.
"I like your Cockney rhyming slang.
My forefathers were stealers
sent to Ozzy's penal colony,"
she told the young Englishman.
"Oh yes I like your look
and your Cockney slang.
Climb the apples and pears.
Climb the stairs, you pomegranate.
This gal makes fresh sangas
for the new male immigrant !"
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