Friday, October 25, 2013

for PATTAYA TRADER 2001 (C)

SURE-COULD-BE-
DREAMY-QUEEN-BEE-SHE
The bees are busying
about the flower,
her honey hair
they could devour,
her sunny smile
and sweet tongue.
Yes she has left
the boys all stung.
You'd think her the bee
this very hour,
a queen whose beauty
sure has power.

A-WITHERED-SANDWICH-DUO-
YES-SURE
Sandwhiched between two matresses
were the couple who were old,
in a surely fearful and futile attempt
to keep out the keen-as-mustard cold.

ACTORS-TAKE-TIPS-FROM-A-FUNNY-
CHAMPION-CHIMPANZEE
Voice-overs for the monkeys' moving lips,
but oscars give the actors as to PG-Tips.
In tophat-and-tails or in pirates' gear,
in a James Bond 'monkey suit', it is clear
that the chimps were the champs of tv
when it came to the commercials, ha ha hee.
"Do you know the piano's on my foot?" say it.
I'll reply "You hum it, son, and I'll play it."
The Chimpanzee tea-party at the zoo
can make a monkey out of actors too !

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