THE-MUSING-MIRROR-WITHIN
Yours was a waking horror
finding you were fooled by a smoking-mirror.
Now is the time to connect
with your inner-self and reflect.
IT'S-NOW-A-CHASTE-GIRL'S-
CROWN-JEWELS
I seek a lady's gems
hidden in her secret garden.
I am Robin Hood, and a merry-man,
hunting in her perfumed garden.
Ah, the virgin do not condemn.
I hide in her secret garden.
A LITTLE MISS-MISERY
Her butt's too fat,
her waist's too thin,
her hair's too long,
it needs shortening.
She is too small,
her chest is flat.
She's unhappy with this
and unhappy with that.
Did the girl's man
dare with her agree
then his life also
she'd make a misery !
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