SCOTT-WE-SURE-SCOTCHED
Whatever happened to Walter Scott?
We had loved him a lot
and now we love him not.
Oh whatever happened to Walter Scott?
AMERICAN-COWBOYS
Hiawatha and Poccochantis,
one blew wind, the other a kiss.
Peace came of that, peace came of this.
Find it is cowboys who a fight miss.
ROBBING-ROY
Rob Roy?
Robber boy in fact.
In fiction
a contradiction
and a hero at that !
THE RECORD-PLAYER-NEEDLE-NO
A child of the love-in 60s;
a flower with a record-deck;
chanced her arm with another needle
and became a 70s butterfly-wreck.
UP YOUR BRACKET
"Why not take the bus?
We always see you on foot !"
I've two-legs. What is the fuss?
Stick two-fingers into your butt !
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