for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (H)

THE-NONSENSICAL-OLD-RHYMES?
The power of words
is very-much on show
in the nursery rhymes
we sure came to know
and that stick with us
as the older we grow.
Yes there's power in words
that we can go spew,
and the longevity, perhaps,
of aged nonsense too !

PRETTY-WILY-WEEDS-MIDST-
A-CANNY-SPRINKLING?
Some weeds sport a flower,
yes some weeds sport a bloom,
like a sun in a summer-shower,
hoping the gardener shall give room.

NOT BAD, BUT GOOD?
There's the good,
there's the bad,
the indifferent too.
The positive,
the negative etc,
which of the three are you?

for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (G)

IT'S-THE-FIRST-TONGUE-OF-FIRE-
GIRL-OH-YES
A fire in your belly
leaps and licks your lips
with its own tongue.
Your lips now burn, girlie;
yes they burn to kiss
the boy you find is the one.

for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (F)

RULE THE WORLD?
The hand that rocks the cradle
says "Ga-ga coochie-choo.
Have another suck on my nipple
and grow to be a big titty too !"

for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (E)

ALL I REALLY NEED
Three meals a day.
That's what I said.
Give me a girl too
and a sturdy bed !
Top it off with
a roof over my head.

IS-IT-LIVINGSTONE-AND-CARR-
BY-MONEY-ARE-DRIVEN?
An alternative comedian Jimmy Carr?
He's as alternative as Red Ken !
Carr and Livingstone have tax-dodged.
Capitalists are the two of them !

DEVIL-RED DOUBLE-TALK VERSE
Don't speak of sisters and brothers
when you'd make some more equal than others.
Your communist party's not on the level.
It's a cunning underworld devil !

for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (D)

AN EVOLUTIONARY VERSE
Come the 'Evolution'.
Better 'Head' than dead.
Cosmic-consciousness,
universal-harmony it's said.

for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (C)

PARADOX
Why do I write
and my QUICK-words display?
Perhaps it is I have
MORE than some to say?
QUIET man
that I am !

YES-FAT-PUPPETS-ON-
THE-CHAIN-FIND
Fast-foods for slow-thought
cause indigestion of the brain.
Don't be a right-mindless puppet
on a fatty-fast-foods chain.

for PATTAYA TRADER 162 (B)

ON-BOARD-ROCKERS'-CASH-
IS-OFFSHORE-SURE-FIND
Rock 'n' rollers sell we fans dreams.
They like the fame, the drugs and girls.
The record-industry is a big-ship
in a shallow money-grubbing world.

Some sing of revolution and anarchy
but keep their cash in banks off our shore.
Of course, I can't speak for them all,
yet it's very capitalistic, that is for sure.

SURE-STANDING-OUT-IN-A-
CROWDED-INSTITUTION
I'd very long-hair
and wore denims blue.
That wasn't good enough
for the teachers at school.

Now I'm a teacher
my fellows all cry
"Why is it you wear
a suit and even a tie?!"

NOT-SINGLED-OUT-TO-LOOK-
THE-RIGHT-MICKY-DOUGLAS !
The title of the film
do I now forget,
starring Jack Nicholson
and Ann Margaret.
It was about carnal knowledge
(all the sex you can get).
It's what I wanted back then,
and I have no regret
that I got it. Oh boy, oh yes,
it has been no spoiler
as with a Michael Douglas
and his Glen Close pet-bunny-boiler !